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You know, I would be a whole lot more excited about you turning one year older if I was in your will. You've got more than half a century of accumulated knowledge and wisdom! That would be awesome. you've just been young for longer than most of us. Happy Birthday!! You only look as old as the last selfie you took. It's nature's way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror. oh, no, wait, actually you are, sorry about that.ĭon't stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off. When I have a birthday, I take the day off. wonder where your car is parked? Wonder where you left your phone? Wonder where your glasses are? Wonder what day it is? You might be prehistoric, but at least you're not extinct!Ĭongratulations, you've finally reached the wonder years. The key is to prevent it from trickling down into your body.Ĭongratulations on being born a really long time ago.

You know, they say that age is all in your mind. It's OK to light the candles on your birthday cake now I've already alerted the fire department. You're how old?! Better take that cake outdoors to light the candles! Have a very happy birthday.

Happy Birthday to a who's smart, funny, and good-looking, from a who inherited all your best qualities.įunny birthday wishes about getting older: It's your birthday? Let's get up to some mischief!Ī wise man once said, 'Forget about your past - you cannot change it.' I'd like to add: 'Forget about your present - I didn't get you one.' I believe you forgot my birthday present last year, so now I'm returning the favor. These humorous birthday messages are sure to tickle their funny bone on their birthday. Here are funny Happy Birthday wishes and messages you can use in a funny birthday card message to friends or family. Use these links to jump to a particular section, or scroll down the page to see the entire collection of funny birthday wishes and quotes.

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